My life is like a fart.

Ask me anything   BastetKitties Cat Shelves!   

Sydni. Cats. Babies. Husband.

His eyes in that third one. Crinkles of snarky humor. Total confidence. No fear. And a touch of delicious insanity.

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— 4 hours ago with 1156 notes

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

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— 16 hours ago with 74661 notes
sharingneedles:

my dog is so fucking stupid omfg

sharingneedles:

my dog is so fucking stupid omfg

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— 16 hours ago with 18 notes
Anonymous asked: Why hasn't there been a banana gate sequel?


Answer:

coolator:

amazingatheist:

If this gets 2,500 notes, I will make a sequel with whatever object gets most requested. 

*lowered it to 2,500, since that’s more attainable. I don’t want people to feel like this is outside the realm of possibility. Also, the object requested much be possible to obtain and non-lethal to insert. Let’s see how bad the internet wants this. :P 

all six seasons of Lost on bluray and also a knife

— 16 hours ago with 2721 notes

"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"

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"You don’t know how to be touched. You don’t know how to be loved. You are lonely and yet you push away anybody who tries to get close. You are a ship going under because you cannot stop pouring water onto your hull. And I am the bucket that will never be big enough to hold all of the drowning in you."
Just So It’s Clear | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)

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— 16 hours ago with 5596 notes