My life is like a fart.

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I'm Sydni. Husband is in the USMC.
I have two children, Adalei Ilea and Bane Ramesses.
I have seven cats, Benjamin, Daisy, Dante, Misa Misa, Nuka, Pan, and Teek. I'm really awful at communicating, I have a hard time seeing the positive things, and I'm always in physical pain.

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

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sorryyourheinous:

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? WHERE ARE THE ADULTS?

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lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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20daysofjune:

"Hey can you help-
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-I’ll pay you”
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hardknockstrokes:

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

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buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

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tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house

tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house

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refrigeratorlord:

so I’m applying to take the SAT’s and you have to post a picture of yourself ya no so one takes the test for you or whatever and they have examples of good pictures and bad pictures like imageimage

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when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

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chipotlazy:

"talk dirty to me"

hit it, bill

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