Meow.

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

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*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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deerpong:

kabutopz:

kabutopz:

sexy can i

you got me so hypnotized the way your body rollin’ round n round the way ur booty keep bouncing, titties just jumping up and down

so you’re moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel-air

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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